Dear Holy Spirit of God,

I’m writing to thank you for the presents you gave me. I am relieved they are invisible, so no one can see if I am wearing them or not! But because they are invisible I couldn’t work out how to put them on. Until I realised that I just had to ask you and you would attach them. After using your products for a while now I have some comments that you may find useful.

I love my pair of Holy Spirit Invisible Lenses. I am seeing truths in the Bible so much more easily and the way they help me to even stay focused on the words on the page is fantastic.

The Hearing Aid is taking a bit to get tuned into. I think this is a user problem, rather than a manufacturing defect.

The device I’m having a really problem with though is the mouth guard. I often forget to ask you to put it in and I’ve found that I can use my tongue the wrong way, anyway, if I decide to. Have you thought about an invisible tongue clamp? But thanks for that uncomfortable feeling I get when I over-ride my mouth guard, it reminds me come to you for a clean-up and to activate the try-again option.

Oh, and another thing: Do you know that if I try to ignore what you are showing or telling me the devices sometimes get stuck on the same message until I co-operate? I’m thinking this is another user error. However, I’ve also noticed that when I work with the devices I get even more benefit from them. What amazing interactive technology you give me.

I went to a meeting recently and deliberately wore my Holy Spirit’s Invisible Lenses and Hearing Aid. What a difference they made. For example: I could see where people were coming from more easily and heard your direction on how to pray. But as I’d forgotten to ask you to put in the mouth guard, it wasn’t all perfect!

So, I’ve got a request can you give me an Invisible Reminder Device that tells me when I have accidentally, or otherwise, become unplugged. Then I can ask you for a re-attachment.

Thank you for my remarkable Holy Spirit made head gear.

With love from one slowly improving customer.

– Elizabeth Cullen
Hokowhitu Baptist